Author: Connor Gurney

  • Customer service as a mirror of modern life

    As my Now page will tell you, my day job is handling complaints for a major UK-based telecommunications company. My role sits in our executive complaints team, where we deal with the most serious of complaints—those sent to our senior bosses, to MPs, to the papers, and so on.

    One of the most fascinating parts of my job is the edge cases.

    Think about it: our frontline customer service operation is optimised for the 99% of queries that come in at scale:

    • “How do I set up a Direct Debit?”
    • “My broadband stopped working last night.”
    • “Can I add Netflix to my package?”

    What comes to my team is the remaining 1%—the edge cases.

    When you speak to a dozen ordinary people every day, you have the privilege of seeing beneath the tip of the iceberg. What might be simply the third complaint about our home phone service that day for me might be quite literally the difference between life and death for a vulnerable customer with a telecare alarm connected.

    It’s the same with other types of complaint too. A complaint about bills being too high might sit atop recent redundancy. A complaint about a missed engineer’s appointment might be because the customer struggles with their mobility and couldn’t get to the door in time. A complaint about the wrong name on a letter might come just days or weeks after a bereavement.

    As anyone who has ever worked in customer service will tell you, it’s seldom the case that anyone contacts you on the best day of their life. Indeed, my best days have been spent with my nearest and dearest, a varied playlist on Apple Music, and a creamy pint of Guinness, rather than sat alone calling my broadband provider.

    By the time that you’re wound up enough to escalate all the way to my team, your complaint is often less about how it started and more about the journey that you’ve had along the way. At that point, it’s often gone from a simple enquiry to feeling like you’re being heard but not listened to. My first job is to remind you that there’s a human just like you behind the brand.

    It makes me think that we need to look at complaints differently: not just as a measure of when we get things wrong, but as a mirror of the complex and interconnected lives that we all now lead. I struggle to think of many complaints that I’ve dealt with lately that have been as simple as a service failure alone.

    As I sign off, I shall leave you with one of my favourite quotes by the late MP Jo Cox, as I think it sums up far more elegantly than I ever could what my job reminds me of every day:

    “We all have far more in common than that which divides us.”

    Jo Cox MP

    The more customers that I speak to, the more I think about just how right she was.

  • Food for thought on prosthetic limbs in hot weather

    Whilst suffering in the sweltering heat that’s engulfed the UK this week, I came across this live update from Emma Tracey, who is a disability affairs reporter at the BBC:

    When I speak to BBC Sport reporter Sally Hurst, she’s sitting in front of a fan and her voice sounds strained.

    Sally is an amputee and is finding the current weather particularly tiring.

    That’s because above-knee amputees use around 65% more energy to walk than non-disabled people do – but it’s not the only reason she’s struggling in the heat.

    Prosthetic limbs trap heat around the socket, causing residual limbs to swell and to excessively sweat.

    “I may have to literally pour sweat out of my socket several times a day,” says Sally. “Yes, it’s gross!”

    The extra moisture and heat can cause blisters as well. Plus, with fewer limbs, Sally tells me “you have less surface area to get rid of heat through sweating”, making it harder to regulate body temperature.

    “It’s important to manage your condition as an amputee, because any blisters can take days to heal and make wearing a prosthetic impossible.”

    Amputee charity Steel Bones advises the people they support to also look after their prosthetic limbs, including avoiding leaving them in the sun or a hot car as the heat can damage the materials and affect the fit.

    There’s definitely food for thought in there on how to identify vulnerable groups ahead of an emergency and how we support them—not least as I wouldn’t have had a clue, admittedly.

  • A friend, a crossword, and a free pint

    I was recently doing a crossword in the pub when I got stuck, so I asked my notoriously generous Scottish friend: “I’m stuck on this one: ‘Trapped on a desert island, eight letters, starting with M?’”

    She responded: “Come on, silly, it’s Marooned!”. Me being me, I promptly clapped back: “Oh, go on then – I’ll have a creamy pint of Guinness*, please!”.

    * Other alcoholic drinks are, of course, available.

  • To be the best…

    Enjoyed this quote from Lil Wayne, courtesy of Matt Mullenweg, this morning:

    I believe that, to be the best, you have to smell like the best, dress like the best, act like the best. When you throw your trash in the garbage can, it has to be better than anybody else who ever threw their trash in the garbage can.

  • Soft drinks, DIY-style

    Found this blog post from the human known as “blinry” recently (side note: I’d love to know where the nickname came from!) and found it fascinating. Isn’t the ingenuity of some people’s side projects marvellous?